Jen-ne.B

Meet Jen-ne.B: a 1930s sweetheart with a baseball bat, a polite smile and absolutely no patience for bad manners.

She doesn’t say a word. She doesn’t have to. Through silent-movie title cards, ragtime piano and one very well-timed bat tap, Jen-ne delivers her verdicts on everyday behavior: ghosting, cancelled plans, “k.” replies, and people who never return your umbrella.

The Verdict Collection is made for people who are kind, clear and just a little bit petty. Wear the GUILTY stamp. Stick the sass on your laptop. Sip your coffee from a mug that says exactly what you’re thinking.

Every design is inspired by the golden age of rubber hose cartoons, with a modern attitude.

Court is now in session.

Sweet smile. Sharper opinions.
Smile pretty. Stay petty.